You Can Ride

Bring Ya Cape… Bring some Weight…

Bring some  Cake… Don’t Be late…

 

Chorus:

 

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape 

Verses 1:

 

Im bringing life to a dead zone, I’m loud as the Def Tones

I'm heavy with lead bones, on their mind like headphones

I come from a scary slum needin work like every bum

A rare individual that dude with a hairy tounge

Pushin beyond my limits, lookin for honest critics

look at my door knob, the note it says gone to git it

I stay away from quitters, Hang with Heavy hitters

You bet me to get it bigger I call up my Fettie Gitters

Makin it massive and we do it with a passion

Stay in the mix movin that human interaction

#@$% with me first I'm comin aggro and attackin

My Customer Service can always answer whatcher askin

My Robins ain't Baskin, I'm cold as Alaska

like Batman & Robin we roll up with plenty back up

And ready for whater man never will we crack up

forever after cheese and crackers ready to stack it up

 

Chorus:

 

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape 

 

Verse 2:

 

I stay hard as @#$% rarely does my @#$% dangle

Chicks git mangaled, They can't believe it like Chris Angel

Lickin my fingers from them chickens at Bojangles

I'm the American Flag watchin my stars spangle

I use to be a rookie playin hooky for nookie

Now git money like Keebler Chocalate Chip Cookies

It took me a while to cheese up my Venus Crackers

Seems like my team was the meanest out of these @#$%^$

They want all my honey and can't do nothin about it

But my money is fishy like Bumble Bee Tuna Salad

Bread with no ham piece it together like Legoland

Peddle my bike to some dirt with a shovel man

Unravel my best work, I came from a rugged land

got the peanut butter without any @#$%#@$%%$ jam

And all I can do is keep with these good quotes

write it on my feet then I call it my foot notes

 

Chorus:

 

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape 

 Verse 3:

 

I show girls like Bette Midler more #@$% than Dirk Diggler

#@$% gits hard core when the vert is gittin bigger

And anybody trys to crack off and break out

The beef’ll be on with me like Jacksons Steakhouse

I never play tennis but @#$%# you'll git searved

Cut off ya circulation you’ll feel like a pinched nerve

Put chu on that Sesame Street with Big Bird

Eat a whole box of letters and @#$% out some big words

When i came out the womb first I found out how to rhyme

I figured out the formula like Albert Einstein

Harnest my clout for these mountains Imma climb

Cuz the hardest riders out and I mean out his @#$%^$ mind

I'm honest with myself I can bend and break

There’s a whole of a lot of weight that Gentry takes

And get even with a phony tryin to infultrate

He can whine all day like some empty grapes

 

Chorus:

 

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape 

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape

You can ride if you wanna ride, then bring some wieght

Buy it if you wanna buy it, then bring some cake

Try it if you wanna try, just don’t be late

Fly it if you wanna fly, just bring ya cape